Friday, March 5, 2010


Am I the only one who feels that a lot of people are just a waste of oxygen? This is directed at one such person, a hopefully-soon-to-be-former coworker:

You think this pathetic town is the center of the universe. You never met a reality show you didn't love, and I'm sure you can recite the entire cast for the new "Dancing with the Stars" and the current happenings on every one of those train wrecks. But you look at me like I have three heads when I make a reference to Anna Karenina. If I was so stupid that I thought "baccalaureate" was pronounced the same as "bachelorette," I would think long and hard before passing judgment on other people.

Wow. So glad I'm me and not you.