Monday, August 10, 2009

If you can't read the test...

So there's a tv commercial airing in my neck of the woods for a particular brand of pregnancy test. At the beginning of the commercial there is a graphic that says, "1 in 4 women can misread a traditional pregnancy test." This brand of pregnancy test now has a window that shows "pregnant" or "not pregnant," thereby taking the confusion out of things.

I submit to you the following (please listen closely, as I am only going to say this once): IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO READ A PREGNANCY TEST, YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO RAISE A CHILD!!!

Seriously. It is just not that complicated. And if it is, you should be sterilized immediately.